Yesterday Iranian President Ahmadinejad was widely reported as having said that the West would "receive an historic slap" if we so much as waved an unloaded BB gun in the direction of Iran. (In the American media it was "a historic slap". We prefer the British: "an historic".)
According to Google News, 56 stories contained that phrase, while a total of 1074 were 'related' to it. By contrast, the rest of Ahmadinejad's remarks - and, we would argue, the most relevant part that sets "historic slap" in its proper context - appeared in only seven, with a total of 619 'related' to it. What is the context of those remarks?
"Today, Iran has mastered the entire nuclear fuel cycle, from start to finish, thanks to young Iranian scientists. The enemies are looking to plot and want to create differences among Iranians to stop us getting our rights. But if they do the slightest damage to the Iranian people, if they commit the slightest aggression, they will receive an historic slap." [emphasis added]
A little different, no? Mastery of "the entire nuclear fuel cycle" and "historic slap" are clearly linked ideas... the fuel cycle that's going to be used entirely for generating electricity...
But let's not be too quick to judge. With Ahmadinejad's straight-faced assurance that Iran's nuclear capability is only for peaceful purposes, we can all relax. (Never mind that Iran could have done the nuclear-generated electricity thing sans all the sturm and drang had it simply abided by the obligations it signed onto under the NPT and remained open to IAEA inspections. Never mind that an investment in petroleum refining capacity could have generated far more energy at far less cost than a nuclear program.)
Never mind all that. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt - again.
Perhaps "slap" is really a typo. What Ahmadinejad probably really meant to say was "zap". Of course. That's it. How could we have been so bellicose and arrogant in our interpretation of the nuance of their unique language, culture and customs? When the nuclear power grid goes on-line and Tehran's Sharia-compatible toasters and state-censored televisions get all the domestically generated, CO2-free, Kyoto-compliant juice they need, it will be a metaphorical 'zap' to the ego of insensitive, planet-stomping, war-mongering theocrats like Bush.
Back to reality for a second. Let's go deeper.
Another version of the remarks, over at Iran Focus raises even more pointed questions that most of the MSM have chosen to ignore:
"Today we can proudly announce that Iran has at its disposal the nuclear cycle from zero to 100... Any thought of aggression against the rights of the Iranian nation will be met with a lasting and historic slap from the people of Iran. The enemies of Iran know that they are not capable of harming the Iranian nation in the slightest bit from the outside. The enemies failed to prevent the Iranian nation from obtaining [nuclear capabilities] through political pressure, plots, and use of international organisations and today are plotting and trying to create [ethnic] divisions and despair to prevent the realisation of all of the Iranian nation’s rights." [emphasis added]
What's interesting about this longer excerpt is the introduction of a third concept: the West (aka, 'the enemies') have failed -
past tense. This is important in that it implies either facts on the ground (nukes already built and maybe already loaded onto missiles on container ships en route to Western capitals) or perceived empowerment - we'd guess both. Unfortunately we can't find a transcript of the full remarks. It would appear however, that the sequencing of the key sound bytes is consistent across many media outlets, as is the gist of the translations.
The idea that Iran believes the West to have
already failed in stopping their nuclear ambitions is reinforced by the recent actions (or rather, non-actions) of pretty much everyone in the international community, including the U.S. Although Iran has not rolled its armies across any borders recently (a technical, though hardly meaningful, point of departure from literal Hitlerian analogies in light of Iran's outsized influence in Syria and elsewhere), the state of mind that Ahmadinejad appears to be in is the same that possesses any leader when his aggressive actions have gone unopposed.
If they didn't stop us from doing 'x', he thinks (and quite logically)
then why would they stop us from doing 'y'? And if that's true, then why should we believe them when they say that 'z' is really truly their bottom line and it "will not stand"?In short, they are on a roll and they know it.
It is the state of mind that many on the left assume the U.S. president to be in and which they seek to check with their anti-Bush rhetoric. That's an unfair comparison. The U.S. remains the only nation on the planet that routinely intervenes in world conflicts or acts as global cop... and then leaves. Ironically we get criticized for doing that in the same breath that we're accused of imperialist ambitions. The two notions are irreconcilable, of course - something that hasn't stopped the antiwar movement from ascribing motives that don't make sense on their face. Back to Iran...
Imagine further that instead of having to cut deals for college money, career training and plumb assignments in order to meet military recruiting quotas, the only guarantee you had to offer to those interested in serving their country was certain death.
Tell your mom she can rest easy. She won't have to worry about paying for college! As
Iran Focus reports:
Mohammad-Ali Samadi, spokesman for the Headquarters to Commemorate the Martyrs of the Global Islamic Movement, a government-orchestrated campaign to recruit suicide bombers, told the state-run news agency Mehr on Tuesday that the group planned to officially announce the existence of the new [suicide bombers'] garrison in a ceremony in Tehran’s largest cemetery on Thursday afternoon... more that 55,000 “volunteers for martyrdom-seeking operations” had been registered so far... In February, the group launched a new recruitment drive for suicide bombers in Tehran to fight against “Global Blasphemy”. [emphasis added]
Not surprisingly, we
haven't heard about this in the MSM. (Three, count 'em
three articles are referenced on Google News this morning.)
Too dangerous. The public might overreact. It might spawn anti-Islamic incidents (whatever that means - ignoring the fact that there are anti-Christian incidents all over the Islamic world almost daily). It might add momentum to Bush's
casus belli. We don't want to be on
that side. Let's not report it. (Interestingly,
this article by the BBC on Ahmadinejad's remarks contained the "mastered the entire nuclear fuel cycle" phrase as of last night
but does not contain it this morning. Same article. Interesting. Are we being educated or led by the nose?)
There's something else even more interesting about the suicide bomber recruitment article though, and we didn't notice it until we'd pondered it a few times: February. What happened in February? "Global Blasphemy" - what does that mean?
Why would the state of Iran launch a suicide bomber recruitment campaign in February, confident that it would be wildly successful? The Danish cartoons. Note the dateline: February 1st. The utterly un-spontaneous Danish cartoons that actually ran
last year. Many are under the mistaken impression that peace-loving Danish Muslims opened their newspapers, saw the original cartoons, choked on their pastry and ran out into the streets in their bathrobes shaking their fists and shouting slogans. They did not. As Bernard Lewis noted in his
remarks at the Pew Forum last month:
The news story, as it broke, was that a Danish newspaper had published a series of cartoons offensive to the Prophet, and that this had led to spontaneous outbursts of indignation all over the Muslim world. Now, there are several problems in this. One of them was that the spontaneous outbursts of indignation didn't occur until slightly more than four months after the publication of the cartoons. It's a little difficult to follow, I think you'll agree. The second problem was that when the spontaneous outbreaks of indignation did occur all over the Muslim world, in the remotest parts of northern Nigeria, Central Asia, Southeast Asia and elsewhere they had an ample supply of Danish flags of suitable size and texture for trampling or burning, as required. Obviously, this was something carefully prepared over a period of time. [emphasis added]
Carefully prepared by Iran (a point that others have made elsewhere). What's the larger point? Just this: Iran is preparing - intelligently and relentlessly - for all-out war with the West utilizing nuclear weapons and clandestine suicide bombers. Simple as that.
That's not exactly a surprise to those who've been following this, but also not easy to learn by reading the New York Times. What caused them to get to this place is not even worth pondering any more. Their emboldened state of mind, investment in weapons delivery vehicles (the 55,000 being far more important in our view, than the semi-functional long-range missiles) and the nuclear warheads to go with them is not something that can be de-escalated by
showering Iran with economic incentives or showcasing our deep empathy with Palestinian grievances, Persian culture or CIA misdeeds
vis a vis the Shah in the 1970's.
We recently watched PBS' American Experience show entitled
"The Man Behind Hitler", with Kenneth Branaugh narrating the recently released diary of Joseph Goebbels. Chilling stuff. Full of lessons for today. Unfortunately some are
drawing the wrong lessons (comparing Joseph Goebbels to Karl Rove), but that's another story we won't waste pixels in fisking.
What is clear from the show is that
as early as 1921, Goebbels (age 24) was ranting privately (and soon publicly) about ridding Germany of "dirty Jews" of Hitler being "a god", about a German reich that would one day conquer Europe, and a reichstag that needed to be dissolved because it did not represent the will of the people (a little different from Republicans who are trying to instantiate discipline in voter registration procedures and get
more issues voted straight up in Congress and out of the hands of fillibusterers, elite judges and sclerotic committees... but we digress - again.) One needn't even be fully aware of what we know came next in Germany in order to think:
this guy is whacked; this guy has a major chip on his shoulder; this guy is determined; this guy means what he says; this guy cannot be negotiated with.
By 1939 of course, all of this became obvious to the world. Had we taken Hitler and Goebbels
at their word (rather than attempting to explain their words away in order to comfort ourselves, or attempting to snow them with appeasement), the world would have been much better off.
One can see Joseph Goebbels in Karl Rove or say, the Ayatollah Khomeni - but not both. One can see Adolf Hitler in Bush or Ahmadinejad - but not both. We've made our choice. We urge you to make yours. Those
watching PBS specials 67 years from now will sit in judgment.
UPDATE: More on the suicide brigades
here in Friday's post.