The Debut of K. Maru's Singing Career

Makes about as much sense as this from Sheryl Crow:

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming... Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

In your mind indeed, Sheryl. Love the music. Just please keep your mouth shut if you're not singing, OK? Time was when most people knew where their talents lay... and didn't. As Dirty Harry said in 'Magnum Force': "A man's got to know his limitations". Or in this case, a woman.

For anyone even remotely considering Ms. Crow's ideas, think for a moment about the systemic environmental ripple effects of more people flushing more often to circumvent some loony "per sitting" law, of more hand washings, of more water heated and used, and of more soap down the drain. Oh, and btw Sheryl... I've run a marathon faster than your [former] boyfriend. :)